I Don't Run. Danny Johnson

Dry Bar Comedy
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carschmn 12 दिन पहले
I wouldn’t run even if I was being paid.
Eagle Grip
Eagle Grip 22 दिन पहले
I don't have time to run everyday. So I just drive around as fast as I can for 10 minutes...then call it a day. Don't laugh, you'd be surprised at how many miles you can cover in that short amount of time! And I feel great!
Xiomara Rodriguez
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I just did a 5K and couldn't get this sketch out of my head😂😂😁😢☺
Marcie Willis
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Thank you
Bobby Jones
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To think when I was in the army every Monday and Wednesday I got paid to run a 5k. All these fools now paying to run a 5k
joyce Sherwin
joyce Sherwin महीने पहले
How do you know someone was in the army? They will tell you
A Black Cat Owner
A Black Cat Owner महीने पहले
I should have knoen better than to watch this in a public transport - I lost it when he did the banana shake
Gregory Daly
Gregory Daly महीने पहले
I LOVE LOVE to run!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Kristy Thomas
Kristy Thomas महीने पहले
I watch a lot of comedy specials. You made me laugh harder than most of the comedians I've watched lately! I will be keeping an eye out for more of your stuff!!! Morrrrrrre please. :D
Cocacabana महीने पहले
I will see u over there 👉 - 🤣 so me lol
Liusila महीने पहले
Why do dry bar comedians leave such massive pauses after little mid jokes? Is everything your one big punch line? The funny just tapers off after every awkward pause.
TheAndipa महीने पहले
i find pauses nice. it's different when you are live. on youtube you don't hear the laughter as loud as you hear it in the public and also your own. i would be really annoyed if i were to not hear him if someone still laughing in my ear
Liusila महीने पहले
+Baba Yaga But by the time these guys start again the laughter has completely died off. I mean they have a microphone, that's what it's there for - to make the person on stage louder than the audience.
Baba Yaga
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That's because you don't laugh. When you laugh, you need time. I don't go to some comedians shows because I know they don't pause so I won't hear half they say because I would still be laughing at the previous one.
Clarity महीने पहले
really loving the new graphic design, nice work!
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LEGnewTube महीने पहले
This guy is funny and original.
R allophones
R allophones महीने पहले
This guy seems like he's trying to do an impersonation of Kevin James the whole time.
4Knewt 29 दिन पहले
+ClayZ I do too
ClayZ महीने पहले
R allophones I understand the history and like this guy better. That’s all.
R allophones
R allophones महीने पहले
+ClayZ Kevin James has been around as a comedian for a lot longer then this guy and a lot more visible and famous. Your comment makes no sense.
ClayZ महीने पहले
R allophones Kevin James should imitate this guy.
he sound like Louis CK
itsme_ yoly
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fragwagon महीने पहले
Hilarious comedian. But dry bar, go easy on The Longshots! Jeez!
CrossThread Aero Industries
CrossThread Aero Industries महीने पहले
I hate running. I ran a 5k over the Hudson River once (across a bridge, of course) and there was a woman ahead of me pushing her baby in a carriage. I tried the entire race to get ahead of her - nope.
G. T. Void
G. T. Void महीने पहले
Ok, I did the Big Sur Marathon back in 1999 and at the end, they gave you free beer (Heineken and domestic) of which I partaked- not bananas. Bananas were provided along the way, as well as piano music and other joyless musicians. However, what is the point in offering a dehydrated runner a beverage that will dehydrate you even more?
EweChewBrrr महीने पहले
It must have been really hard for the guy on the piano to keep up with you.
tikapaprika महीने पहले
Yep! There are definitely people that do a 5k race like every month.
Kelly LaFlash
Kelly LaFlash महीने पहले
I know people who do them almost every weekend.
His Image
His Image महीने पहले
He was 80! 😂😂😂
Bi- Han
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AFmedic6871 महीने पहले
I always said, there are ONLY 2 reasons to run: 1) If you are being chased by a wild animal 2) If you are being chased by someone with a knife. Now that I have a "Conceal Carry" there is NO reason to run.
Marcie Willis
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Priceless ..LOL
Nunya Bizness
Nunya Bizness महीने पहले
+EweChewBrrr 😂
EweChewBrrr महीने पहले
I think Trump wants to hire you as a teacher.
H Sunset
H Sunset महीने पहले
He ran his first 5k. That’s really cool. If he skips Home Depot next time, he could improve his time!
GSD fan
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As a runner, this one reminds me of when I started running. Funny stuff
Hotch महीने पहले
No way I'm first
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