I Don't Run. Danny Johnson

Dry Bar Comedy
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Jacqueline davis
Jacqueline davis 20 दिन पहले
I get why people like running But that's not me I'd rather dig a ditch
Max Liskovich
Max Liskovich 22 दिन पहले
You're absolutely hilarious
UberKrassMann 25 दिन पहले
5k ain't nothing. someone tell this guy that a marathon is more than 8x as long
John Doe
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E Dlp
E Dlp 2 महीने पहले
Who runs on its own will. I use to have a coworker who said he would only run if his life was in danger. His wife ran maratons. I do not know if my weight is right i am 150lb and 5'7"
Vickie V
Vickie V 2 महीने पहले
This guy is hilarious❤❤❤
carschmn 3 महीने पहले
I wouldn’t run even if I was being paid.
Eagle Grip
Eagle Grip 3 महीने पहले
I don't have time to run everyday. So I just drive around as fast as I can for 10 minutes...then call it a day. Don't laugh, you'd be surprised at how many miles you can cover in that short amount of time! And I feel great!
Xiomara Rodriguez
Xiomara Rodriguez 3 महीने पहले
I just did a 5K and couldn't get this sketch out of my head😂😂😁😢☺
Marcie Willis
Marcie Willis 4 महीने पहले
Thank you
Bobby Jones
Bobby Jones 4 महीने पहले
To think when I was in the army every Monday and Wednesday I got paid to run a 5k. All these fools now paying to run a 5k
B Notapplicable
B Notapplicable महीने पहले
I was too, Mon and Tue I ran 12mi and Thursday was 21mi. Promised myself I'd be shot at again next time I came close to double time... Delta made me break that - in Detroit... Bastards owe me 12 years of back pay!
joyce Sherwin
joyce Sherwin 3 महीने पहले
How do you know someone was in the army? They will tell you
A Black Cat Owner
A Black Cat Owner 4 महीने पहले
I should have knoen better than to watch this in a public transport - I lost it when he did the banana shake
Gregory Daly
Gregory Daly 4 महीने पहले
I LOVE LOVE to run!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Kristy Thomas
Kristy Thomas 4 महीने पहले
I watch a lot of comedy specials. You made me laugh harder than most of the comedians I've watched lately! I will be keeping an eye out for more of your stuff!!! Morrrrrrre please. :D
Cocacabana 4 महीने पहले
I will see u over there 👉 - 🤣 so me lol
Liusila 4 महीने पहले
Why do dry bar comedians leave such massive pauses after little mid jokes? Is everything your one big punch line? The funny just tapers off after every awkward pause.
TheAndipa 3 महीने पहले
i find pauses nice. it's different when you are live. on youtube you don't hear the laughter as loud as you hear it in the public and also your own. i would be really annoyed if i were to not hear him if someone still laughing in my ear
Liusila 4 महीने पहले
@Baba Yaga But by the time these guys start again the laughter has completely died off. I mean they have a microphone, that's what it's there for - to make the person on stage louder than the audience.
Baba Yaga
Baba Yaga 4 महीने पहले
That's because you don't laugh. When you laugh, you need time. I don't go to some comedians shows because I know they don't pause so I won't hear half they say because I would still be laughing at the previous one.
Clarity 4 महीने पहले
really loving the new graphic design, nice work!
Collin 4 महीने पहले
LEGnewTube 4 महीने पहले
This guy is funny and original.
R allophones
R allophones 4 महीने पहले
This guy seems like he's trying to do an impersonation of Kevin James the whole time.
4Knewt 3 महीने पहले
@ClayZ I do too
ClayZ 4 महीने पहले
R allophones I understand the history and like this guy better. That’s all.
R allophones
R allophones 4 महीने पहले
@ClayZ Kevin James has been around as a comedian for a lot longer then this guy and a lot more visible and famous. Your comment makes no sense.
ClayZ 4 महीने पहले
R allophones Kevin James should imitate this guy.
unknown anon
unknown anon 4 महीने पहले
he sound like Louis CK
itsme_ yoly
itsme_ yoly 4 महीने पहले
fragwagon 4 महीने पहले
Hilarious comedian. But dry bar, go easy on The Longshots! Jeez!
CrossThread Aero Industries
CrossThread Aero Industries 4 महीने पहले
I hate running. I ran a 5k over the Hudson River once (across a bridge, of course) and there was a woman ahead of me pushing her baby in a carriage. I tried the entire race to get ahead of her - nope.
G. T. Void
G. T. Void 4 महीने पहले
Ok, I did the Big Sur Marathon back in 1999 and at the end, they gave you free beer (Heineken and domestic) of which I partaked- not bananas. Bananas were provided along the way, as well as piano music and other joyless musicians. However, what is the point in offering a dehydrated runner a beverage that will dehydrate you even more?
EweChewBrrr 4 महीने पहले
It must have been really hard for the guy on the piano to keep up with you.
tikapaprika 4 महीने पहले
Yep! There are definitely people that do a 5k race like every month.
Kelly LaFlash
Kelly LaFlash 4 महीने पहले
I know people who do them almost every weekend.
His Image
His Image 4 महीने पहले
He was 80! 😂😂😂
Bi- Han
Bi- Han 4 महीने पहले
SzymczykProductions 4 महीने पहले
AFmedic6871 4 महीने पहले
I always said, there are ONLY 2 reasons to run: 1) If you are being chased by a wild animal 2) If you are being chased by someone with a knife. Now that I have a "Conceal Carry" there is NO reason to run.
Tim Early
Tim Early महीने पहले
Chasing the ice cream truck! 👍
Marcie Willis
Marcie Willis 4 महीने पहले
Priceless ..LOL
Nunya Bizness
Nunya Bizness 4 महीने पहले
@EweChewBrrr 😂
EweChewBrrr 4 महीने पहले
I think Trump wants to hire you as a teacher.
H Sunset
H Sunset 4 महीने पहले
He ran his first 5k. That’s really cool. If he skips Home Depot next time, he could improve his time!
GSD fan
GSD fan 4 महीने पहले
As a runner, this one reminds me of when I started running. Funny stuff
Hotch 4 महीने पहले
No way I'm first
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