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r/AskReddit People that quit their job in a hilarious fashion, how did you do it?
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19/08/2019

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Laura Amy
Laura Amy 13 घंटे पहले
the Vision problem chick was kinda an asshole move. Her boss was calling to see if she was ok..if she wanted to quit just quit instead of not showing up. dick move.
Joseph Young
Joseph Young दिन पहले
That 1st one was hilarious
TheLiberek
TheLiberek 3 दिन पहले
I didn't quit it at the end, but almost made it. I am working in a big fastfood company in the restaurant with the drive through. A while ago we were really understaffed, and our training program at the front starts with work as a cashier up front, then cashier at the drive, then You are promoted as an instructor if they feel You are good enough. I was promoted exactly 2 days after my 3 months trial ended (most of our employees dont even achive a drive through that quick). Becouse of my studies I am working mostly on the weekends, the worst part of the week for our restaurant. Back to our staff problem. There were two trainees up front, with two instructors. So 4 people, where I was alone at the drive. Even that, I was able to deal with a customer quite quicly and find a time to help in the kitchen. Our new menager was pissed at me, as I am not supossed to do that, but as I am trained for every workplace at the restaurant, I said that I am only speeding things up and helping others to meet our objects. Yet she shouted at me, and forbidden me to do that. Fast forward 20 min, the queue up front is going outside the restaurant now, on the drive through it is so long it goes all the way to the street, right through a gas station and I am just sitting there not doing anything, just waiting for the food to be ready, as I am not allowed to help. Then she goes back to mw, and shouts that I should do something. So I did. I took the cash float to her office and said that I was done with it. Went out to my car, and called our grand menager(the shitty one was only a shift menager) explained situation, apologized that I am going to left them in such hard time. She said to wait there for here, as she is living only 20 min away.
TheLiberek
TheLiberek 3 दिन पहले
So when we meet she asked mw to go back to work for at least this most difficult part of the day. I agreed as I like our old menagment team. So after next 3 our, there is someone to take rest of my shift. Two menagers and I arenlocked innthe office and grand menager tells the shit one "You made our most valuable employee want to quite the job in 2 weeks of Your work here. You, the one who become a shift menager after 5 years, while he turned down this possition 2 times in a 1 year of work. The one that we never had a problem with. The one that can do alone a work for at least 2 people. In the time when we need him the most. You are fired."She then apologized me, that such sittuation even ocured, said that I have rest of the day off, she is not cuting our contract yet, giving me time to think it through again, and she has hope I will show up at work the next day. I am still working there, I've turned down promotiom 4th time now yet, every single trainee for a shift menager is going through my hands now if it comes to up front work (as some of them do not have any knowledge about cashiers work)
Tater Salad
Tater Salad 14 दिन पहले
The story about the sick mother hit me right in the feels. Good on you, op.
Daniel Whiting
Daniel Whiting 15 दिन पहले
SABOTAGE!!! dealing with less than adequate superiors on a regular basis that I was more qualified to have their job than they were... purposely did something that made one of these superiors have to do a whole lot of extra work, and then when he screwed it up it costed the company a 5 digit payout to the client and the responsibility fell to the moron superior. And then when the shift lead told me to double check my work so it didn't happen I said "nope". He screamed at me and then I moonwalked with both middle fingers up, turned and grabbed my stuff out of the lockers and walked out. Next day I turned in my uniforms along with a written resignation. You can't put a pricetag on vindication. Or outsmarting a person who thinks they're the smartest person in the room.
Rusty PW Nismo
Rusty PW Nismo 16 दिन पहले
Told boss," tomorrow you will notice something. You'll notice that I'm not here. "
Jason Kent
Jason Kent 17 दिन पहले
This "ducking" bullshit has got to go. We are fucking adults.
celter.45acp
celter.45acp 19 दिन पहले
7:15 that was my job at mcdonalds & yeah that was my every night breakfast shift are useless fucktards that don't wash shit because their too busy fucking around & they dump food & those greasy papers in the water on purpose because they don't have to clean it so why the fuck not
JynFlyn
JynFlyn महीने पहले
After listening to hundreds of people's stories, along with my own experiences, I've learned that the best way to succeed in life is to be nice to people. If people like you, you can get away with pretty much anything, and they'll stand up for you if you are in a bad situation. I work IT (software dev not tech support) at a pretty decent sized company in New York and almost universally people are super chill and nice. Theres one guy I've heard about who's an asshole, but he's just a programmer and not management. I don't understand how so many people can get this far without being likeable.
Etarnalazure
Etarnalazure महीने पहले
13:24
Mathias Lykkeshøj Kristensen
Mathias Lykkeshøj Kristensen महीने पहले
The cape and fangs guy was brilliant
James Tomlin
James Tomlin महीने पहले
Props to the guy dressing like a vampire and getting fired, lol, I would have been laughing to hard to be angry
EROS M
EROS M महीने पहले
Worked as a state Lifeguard in Florida. I was going to finish my training soon, but one day while training the senior lifeguard passed out. I carried her to the nearest outpost. Turns out she was pregnant and my chief running us like we were in SEAL training made her pass out. She was given time for her pregnancy. That left only two senior guards. One always had to be in the tower 0 (The relay for EMS, Police, Coast Guard, etc.) Since they were short handed my chief told me he wasn't firing me but couldnt finish my training officially so I was going to have no more hours, while being officially still hired. I wasn't happy but I wasn't pissed. He said Id have to give the uniform back so I striped in his office down to my jammers (Like a speedo), that I wore under my suit to prevent chaffing. He said I could have done it later. I told him no need, I dont plan on coming back. Gave him my outfit, and walked mostly naked out of the sheriffs office we worked out of. Not as outrageous as the other stories but looking back it was funny. TLDR; got laidoff in a state lifeguard job, striped down to ballhuggers and walked out.
Havoc Nation Riders
Havoc Nation Riders महीने पहले
I can't believe no one has said anything about the guy quiting to see his mom before she passed, he is a man with his priorities straight, you can always get another job you only get one mother.
Eli Cho
Eli Cho 2 महीने पहले
Never work for relatives. They’ll crap on you.
Nikko Nikole
Nikko Nikole 2 महीने पहले
The old man one really makes my heart hurt
matanuska high
matanuska high 2 महीने पहले
I won’t even get off my ass for more than 25$ an hour. Any less isn’t enough to live off and I can make more growing and extracting weed and not wasting gas and stuck to a schedule.
Sheyenne Merritt
Sheyenne Merritt 2 महीने पहले
The mcdonalds one sounds like my bk hell.... Drive thru with hellish dishes and a bad manager who is my distant cousin and around 18... I'm 26
Jake
Jake 2 महीने पहले
*hmmmmm*
Quake Midaro
Quake Midaro 2 महीने पहले
You know I just noticed there’s no video of the biggest “Fuck It” moment...... there’s the biggest “Fuck You” in history but not just a aww fuck it kinda thing........
mundabi
mundabi 3 महीने पहले
Fuck you Wes
Andrew Dunagan
Andrew Dunagan 3 महीने पहले
6 adds on a 14 minute video? Calm down, my dude.
AlitiX
AlitiX 2 महीने पहले
Ad block mah dude
LookingGlassProject
LookingGlassProject 3 महीने पहले
The guy that got bitten by bats is the best by far.
the_punnisher
the_punnisher 3 महीने पहले
Best way to leave a job in Silicon Valley: get in a new department that is motivated to do a better job than the old one. Get a good rep OUTSIDE the company. THEN walk across the street and get that 30% raise. When your old boss decides the new group makes his group look bad and wipes out the new group, you pack up your tools , print I QUIT on the dot matrix printer and walk out past his office, flip your badge at the security guard and taste the sweet air of freedom. You KNOW you are good when you get a 30% raise and do LESS work!
Mike Anderson
Mike Anderson 3 महीने पहले
I worked as a technician for a large Canadian chain store/ auto repair. They pissed me off one day so I brought my truck in the shop and started loading my tool boxes in the back. The service manager comes out and asked what I was doing. I said you were an asshole and I quit. He told me that I had to give two weeks notice. I said OK, I'm giving my two weeks notice now. And considering I still have two weeks holidays left and I'm taking them now. He then said that it needed to be in writing. Fine. I ripped a piece off my cigarette pack and wrote on it "I quit you fucking asshole". Best move of my career.
Campbell Soup
Campbell Soup 3 महीने पहले
I had a coworker at Pita Pit who walked out halfway through her shift (during the lunch rush) without saying anything, blocked the owners number, and deleted her facebook account-or blocked all of us, so nobody could contact her again. Pita Pit was a pretty shitty job, I don't blame her
S K
S K 3 महीने पहले
hilarious? oh no i was vindictive in the last time i quit a job instead of 2 week notice. I worked for the bullseye (name has been changed because frick that place) I was a department supervisor new manager shows up at the store and decides to do away with the supervisor positions by making them part time. His deal with the three people who had those positions was you can keep doing your job with no guaranteed hours and, since this was no longer a supervisory position zero chance for any pay increase ever. Take it or quit with a pathetic severance package effective the second you ask. Keep in mind this was middle of November when he announced this, i wait until Black Friday i am scheduled 4am and lucky me he is the opening manager. I go to his office at 4am and say i am accepting the severance package effective immediately, needless to say he was angry and tried to tell me that the severance was off the table since i waited so long. HR backed me up got my severance, he had to work on the floor on black friday and i did not. TL:DR fricked over asshat manager on black friday left with money in my pocket
Tarquin Kellough
Tarquin Kellough 3 महीने पहले
I'm not even half way through this video and theres been 3 ads
Rocketgod 68
Rocketgod 68 3 महीने पहले
Badasses
Anonymous Libertarian
Anonymous Libertarian 3 महीने पहले
Seen plenty of bad employees turn good managers into cynical managers over my working years. As I get older, I find myself rooting for most managers but not all. Not everyone is cut out to manage.
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan 2 महीने पहले
No that's bullshit. A good manager wouldn't let a bad employee turn them into anything.
Razwana Khawaja
Razwana Khawaja 3 महीने पहले
I would throw his desk on the floor , trash his office and moonwalk the heck out of there
Suck my SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Suck my SPAGHETTI MONSTER 3 महीने पहले
YOU ARE LEGENDS
Eyem1337
Eyem1337 3 महीने पहले
Major coffee chain for me, supervisor was a total b*tch, had enough of her crap as well as the very angry customers that would cry about not enough sugar, milk, cream or too much of everything, got a new job one day, didn't show up for my shift, supervisor called me to ask where I was, said I wasn't coming in as I quit. She freaked out screaming saying I can't do this, went to get my last pay, upon walking in the owner, manager and supervisor all said they need ALL the uniforms back or they won't give me my pay... well for one it's illegal to withhold a paycheque and I made it very loud and clear that it was illegal and that if they didn't know that already they shouldn't be in their position... I got my pay and never looked back.
Kyla AJ M
Kyla AJ M 3 महीने पहले
0:03 my brother recently quit his job. He was trying to make sure the restaurant wouldn't be slowed down and was washing dishes and his manager came out and was like "didn't I tell you to clean the mats with everyone else?" And he was like "Yeah, but I wanna make sure we don't fall behind." And apparently that was seen as rude because the manager went "see Me in my office" and my brother took of his apron and went, "no, I quit" and threw it. Best part is, the apron throwing looked very dramatic
Todd Hoover
Todd Hoover 3 महीने पहले
I called off with "Anal Glaucoma" one time... foreman was like, wtf is that? I can't see my ass coming in today. Another good one was at the end of the day "This is my today notice" boss: you mean two week? Negatron Batman, today is my last day. Walked right to the Jeep laughing my ass off.
EnragedFliqpy
EnragedFliqpy 3 महीने पहले
"In a world of darkness, where you carried the only light. I still wouldn't follow you." Fuck dude
Trickster Kills
Trickster Kills 4 महीने पहले
8 months ago i was having a really bad flu, working in a factory for 14 days from 6 to 15 with no free day, my boss was a 147cm dwarf bitch, and she really hated me for some reason, anyway she came to me, with hundreds of complaints, which involved other coworkers, while i was trying focusing on my job and praying not to puke or faint, then she got angry at me because i wasn't paying attention to her, so i explained to her that i must not lose the "working rhytm" but she would continue to yell like a failed abortion, so...i couldn't take it anymore and let out a blast of vomit straight into her face, she was raging and swearing at me while i recovered, i spat the rest on the machine i was working at, and told her to lick it clean, because i'm out of this concentration chamber.
abot19
abot19 4 महीने पहले
I quit once then after the boss left the office I went into the bathroom and and threw a whole roll of toilet paper into the bowl then took a huge dump(more like diarrhea) it ended up floating int his offfice that was inline with the bathroom.
La Boheme Soleil
La Boheme Soleil 4 महीने पहले
Huh. I always thought the company zizza but was skimpy on their cheese.
dvdmethod
dvdmethod 4 महीने पहले
Saw the boss refer to someone who wasn't even outside probation on a white board as "overall lead." I had been there nearly 3 years and busted my ass for that useless dick. Got a call 10 minutes later confirming my physical for my new job. Packed up all my shit while the "Boss" and "overall lead" were jerking each other off, dropped my keys on the receptionist's desk, and walked out.
ArrozConMGTOW
ArrozConMGTOW 4 महीने पहले
Pretty sure there were six commercial breaks in this sub-14 minute video...
Roronoa Zoro
Roronoa Zoro 4 महीने पहले
I'm an engineering dropout with good coding skills. Being an engineering dropout, getting job is tough. Previous job, they called me in saying "you need to call people and take interview". I thought that would be great experience for me to do a BBA/ MBA. Found out the job was shit/ hectic and was basically a BPO. 3 months passes and I was getting super tired of it. We didn't have dedicated seats for us and noone bothered where someone sat. On the last day of work when I was sure I had enough, I plugged in my pendrive which had a custom virus that spread through LAN to my computer and got the whole company to a stand still. Computers were not working, and there was no way to find the source. I just went walked out and never returned. P.S- I'm going to one of the best college's in my country and am pretty happy.
Mike Meade
Mike Meade 4 महीने पहले
I quit advance auto giving them 1 week notice(I HATED that job) on a Tuesday so a day late. My wife got sick that day and had to be rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. So I left early and took Wed/Thurs off. I came in Friday my last day and the GM called just to see if I came in or not. I happened to answer the phone. He said “good I was just making sure you came in” I replied with”yea I’m here but what if I wasn’t, what exactly were you planning on doing about it? Write me up? Fire me?”
theron
theron 4 महीने पहले
wait so the person at 5:35 's breaking point was finding out that he/she wasnt getting special treatment for being family?
AlitiX
AlitiX 2 महीने पहले
Your misunderstanding is VERY unfortunate
Undomaranel
Undomaranel 4 महीने पहले
That he/she was being taken advantage of... aka abused in the work place... because they were family.
Infinity Stones
Infinity Stones 4 महीने पहले
10:50 I would have taken my phone out, and recorded him blocking me. Then I would have turned off my phone, and beaten him half to death.
Infinity Stones
Infinity Stones 2 महीने पहले
@SilentwarH And as soon as they see my phone recording of him blocking me I will be released with no charges. I might not even get cuffed if they see my phone first. It is illegal for anybody to deny you access to escape. It's a form of kidnapping under the law, and if somebody doesn't let you out of a room you are legally allowed to do anything necessary to leave.
AlitiX
AlitiX 2 महीने पहले
You had me in the first half
Juanshott
Juanshott 4 महीने पहले
So I worked for a call center that and my department largely dealt with Transport for London and Oyster Cards for Contactless Payment in the Tube system, everyone hated it. They basically forced you to work any day they said with little warning, Schedules were supposed to be prepared a Month in advance, but were rarely ever completed even a week in advance, which was especially difficult if you didn't drive, since public transportation was so bad it would take 2.5-3 hours of travel to get to and from the office. Not only that but the people of London are exceptionally rude and abusive, not that the rules we were forced to follow helped any. Anyway. My office had showers in the bathroom, which was a godsend for me, because as stated before, I didn't drive and using public transport took forever to get anywhere. So my usual routine was to get into the office 30ish minutes early, have a shower, then clock in for my shift. After having enough of their crap I decided they could have a little of mine. So on my last day, I took my shower, then released the largest, Caffeine and Apple Juice fueled shit I had ever had right in the shower. At the time I was the only one who used the mens shower. The best thing is they either never found it or never suspected me for some reason, because it's been about 6 years now and they've never called or anything to give me shit about it (Pun definitely intended) :P
shane app
shane app 3 दिन पहले
So cool story you basically are a grown man that shit on a floozy so another guy who hates his life had to clean up after you.your a piece of shit.pun intended
john kendall
john kendall 4 महीने पहले
I knew someone who worked for a large plumbing/ heating company. He found out that he was being screwed by the bosses niece,who worked in the office with his bonuses from selling maintenance contracts. How they worked was, who ever sold them, got the contract amount the first month and each year at the roll over time if the customer renewed. these contracts were automatically billed to the customers credit card each month. If you worked at the company very long this could be a nice bonus worth a couple of hundred a month. Over time he discovered that his bonuses were getting smaller. The crap hit the fan one day when he went to repair a customer's furnace who he had sold a contract to years before only to discover he wasn't listed on the contract any more. Upon checking, what the niece was doing, A little at a time, she wouldn't bill the customers at the roll over. She would wait a month or two then call the customer and ask if they wanted to renew. Most did. She would then run them through the system as new and collect the bonus herself. When this was brought to the owner's attention he denied it and refused to check. The revenge, he had a job to do 30 miles away down an interstate from the shop. He had his wife meet him and removed all personal tools from the van . Pulled the van into a mall , opened all the doors, turned on the four ways and emergency lights left the engine running and left. PS about 8 months later the niece was fired for embezzlement. She had set up a fictitious account and paid money to it each month when she paid the bills
jasmin chappell
jasmin chappell 4 महीने पहले
with the popcorn dust thing, the masks really should have been required- there's a real condition called 'popcorn lung' that can happen to concession stand and factory workers caused by inhaling the chemical diacetyl (spelling?) that's used in artificial butter flavour for popcorn (it's also why you should avoid butter/cream flavours in vapes, as it's the same chemical)
Kaspar Kallau
Kaspar Kallau 3 महीने पहले
That job there should've been illegal then.
Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall 4 महीने पहले
Take this job and shove it, I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE
Ark Bennet
Ark Bennet 4 महीने पहले
Too many adds
Ash Krikorian
Ash Krikorian 4 महीने पहले
First story and extra cheese story were amazing!
pneumatic00
pneumatic00 4 महीने पहले
I once worked for a company that made school-grade electronic products; record players, tape recorders, and some specialized video products; like for ATM machines (this was in the 80's) and those tiny CRT monitors you used to see in cash registers. I was just a tech, not a PHd engineer. They had two products they were having terrible problems with, in terms of reject and rework rates. Nobody could solve these problems; and they were falling far behind on their delivery schedules and one was by far the most expensive and complex product they made. They were in danger of losing the contract and there were nervous meetings among the engineering staff as to what they were going to do. It wasn't especially my job to investigate these issues, nor was I assigned to work on them. But I had some slack time and I just decided to spend a day or two trying to solve the problems. I solved both problems, wrote up a report on both, and proved that my solutions worked (by performing the fixes and placing 10 examples of both units in a high-temp "burn-in" room for 72 hours. A couple of weeks later, the chief engineer called me into his office, acknowledged my work and then proudly offered me a 25 cent per hour raise. I responded by saying "OK, I will be leaving work at 2 pm each day for the next two weeks so I can go find a real job".
Ash Krikorian
Ash Krikorian 4 महीने पहले
you saved their asses and 25 cent/ hour raise? lolol wow
Tristan S
Tristan S 4 महीने पहले
That first story is fucking hilarious
Lord Lannister
Lord Lannister 4 महीने पहले
"I used to work for a place that rhymed with Pizza Hut" I don't know why but that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages.
AlitiX
AlitiX 2 महीने पहले
Hizza Put
Eragon15
Eragon15 4 महीने पहले
Lyrics Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more My woman done left and took all the reasons I was working for You better not try to stand in my way 'Cause I'm walkin' out the door Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more I been workin' in this factory For nigh on fifteen years All this time I watched my woman Drownin' in a pool of tears And I've seen a lot of good folks die That had a lot of bills to pay I'd give the shirt right offa' my back If I had the guts to say Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more My woman done left and took all the reasons I was workin' for You better not try to stand in my way 'Cause I'm walkin' out the door Take this job and shove it I ain't workin' here no more Well that foreman, he's a regular dog The line boss, he's a fool Got a brand new flattop haircut Lord, he thinks he's cool One of these days I'm gonna' blow my top And that sucker, he's gonna' pay Lord I can't wait to see their faces When I get the nerve to say Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more My woman done left and took all the reasons I was workin for You better not try to stand in my way 'Cause I'm walkin' out the door Take this job and shove it I ain't workin' here no more Take this job and shove it
Eragon15
Eragon15 2 महीने पहले
@AlitiX Thank you very much. I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal.
AlitiX
AlitiX 2 महीने पहले
*intense clapping*
sudo cat sda1 guy
sudo cat sda1 guy 4 महीने पहले
I had a job where you couldn't get fired from. I got fired. 'Nuff said
nabiddy badiddy
nabiddy badiddy 4 महीने पहले
That vision line is hilarious :D
Phil H
Phil H 4 महीने पहले
When I did phone surveys, I finally reached the end of my tether one day and re-enacted the famous quitting scene from Half Baked. *points to the site manager* Fuck you. *points to the phone quality scorer who had it in for me* Fuck you. *points to the bitch supervisor* Fuck you. *points to the one supervisor who treated me right* You're cool. *points to my bitch co-worker who pitched a fit when I told her she was talking too loud* And fuck you. I'm out!
Dude
Dude 4 महीने पहले
I had a 2 year contract as a supermarket manager. The owner, a mean old lady, always assured me that I'd get a new unterminated contract and a raise after the 2 years. So of course I get called into the office one day where she and my manager colleague are sitting. Her: "You know why you are here? You will not get a new contract." At which I just laugh. Me: "Yeah, I think I do. In fact, I know I do..." She gets really annoyed "Do you think I'm joking?" (to be fair, this would be a joke she would make) Me: "Oh no, not at all. I know that YOU really think that. But do you remember the mistake in my contract that I pointed out to you twice? It means the old contract was invalid and I automatically got one without termination. So you can't fire me without a valid reason (e.g. stealing etc.)" My colleague had a huge question mark on his face, since he has now idea of the laws or anything important. He had worked there since he was 16. I think he was there as a witness, incase I do or say something stupid. She realized that I was right and tried to call the legal department and her husband. While I was sitting there, offering to continue my work, since I was still legally working there XD It all ended with a nice out of court settlement. And I wasn't allowed into the store for the reminder of my contract (like 6 weeks or so) and therefor got paid for doing nothing.
howdoishotweb
howdoishotweb 4 महीने पहले
I'm so fucking sick of ads...
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