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Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'

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The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe.
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11/01/2019

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Bella Bella
Bella Bella 5 दिन पहले
You're a savage love it.
Lori Morse
Lori Morse 5 दिन पहले
Stephen needs A BIG RAISE and a Vacation home next to Trump LOLOLOL Trans guy Lee, Richmond, VA
Hoodoo Man
Hoodoo Man 6 दिन पहले
Peachy Dory is a French fruit salad. I think it has marshmallows and pineapple. And is generally served with a splash of cream.
Aung Zeya
Aung Zeya 17 दिन पहले
At this point, I'd argue Trump is a time traveler. A old man from Medieval who found a magical time traveling device and somehow got to 21st century, without having any 21st century knowledge.
Razamanaz
Razamanaz 21 दिन पहले
I just LOVE Stephens CARAVAN DANCE 😂😂😂😂😂
Angela Loukas
Angela Loukas 22 दिन पहले
Trumps the bar tender from boondock saints hahahaha "peachy dory. . " hahahah
Rime-e-Lettere
Rime-e-Lettere महीने पहले
He's a great comedian. Stephen Colbert can't hold a candle.
This is my computer mom
This is my computer mom महीने पहले
Why to him is global warming manufactured but illegal immigrants isnt ?
Efren Gutierrez
Efren Gutierrez महीने पहले
So now we the tax payers have to pay for his stupid wall
MATINUSKA THUNDRRPHUKK
MATINUSKA THUNDRRPHUKK 2 महीने पहले
It would be a real shame if he got Vic Morrowed by that chopper, not !
Cody Mackniak
Cody Mackniak 2 महीने पहले
Walls before wheels, but when did facts ever stop the moron from speaking
LodiTX
LodiTX 2 महीने पहले
I've been meaning to comment on this several times, so I'm actually going to do it. I LOVE when you burst into a dance to emphasize something. My favorites are when you go back and forth across screen. I don't know why they tickle me so much. Perhaps because you look so staid and studious and then do something outrageous. My all time favorite was the Fiddler on the Roof. I almost wish you could work it into every show. Since that could eventually get old (but maybe not) may I suggest you look at appropriate choices from Cabaret?
Cheyenne Fortner
Cheyenne Fortner 2 महीने पहले
Time for the old people to step aside
Maria Fadli
Maria Fadli 2 महीने पहले
Non-Sequitur Jon off beat comments, prolonged laughs, Yeah, Yeah, talking over is annoying. Please make him stop. Thanks
Hyper Sonic
Hyper Sonic 2 महीने पहले
8:23 Wait, who's calling people crazy?!
Hyper Sonic
Hyper Sonic 3 महीने पहले
3:18 Too Cara, Too Van!
Sarah Coulis
Sarah Coulis 3 महीने पहले
Do you remember the skit Will Ferrell did years ago? The one where he would yell 'I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE'? Reminds me of Trump.
Martin D
Martin D 3 महीने पहले
What are garlic nuts?
Masato Indou
Masato Indou 3 महीने पहले
When he says “bye bye” 😂 what’re you 5?
Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris 3 महीने पहले
Walls are older than wheels
toni
toni 4 महीने पहले
I don't know how this guy managed to sneak in the white house :))
J em60 Mphy
J em60 Mphy 4 महीने पहले
No one even watches this stupid late night tv show
James James
James James 4 महीने पहले
I'm not a big fan of Trump and did not vote for him, but he's your president. He might even win the next election if everyone keeps up all the butthurt about him being president. For him, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Good or bad, he loves the attention. He's a pompous, narcissistic character and thrives off of every single piece of praise and butthurt criticism you put out there. He purposely says outlandish shit so that at least a few of you (the majority of you by the looks of this comment section) lose your mind all over social media, the IN-vid comment section, and in real life so you look like just as much of a fucking clown as he does. Just trying to prevent you from losing the next election.......... ;)
GENERAL PULLER
GENERAL PULLER 4 महीने पहले
Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert say there is no National Emergency for the rich, which is true in Beverly Hills, Malibu, Palisades. 👉Compton, East Los Angeles, Bronx, Chicago East side, DEAL WITH IT !
Azure Balmung
Azure Balmung 4 महीने पहले
Thank god we've got video of Trump, otherwise we'd have trouble convincing future generations that he was real.
Vale
Vale 4 महीने पहले
NPC master
Martin Smith
Martin Smith 4 महीने पहले
If anyone knows crazy; TRUMP knows crazy !!
Daniel Mucherl
Daniel Mucherl 4 महीने पहले
well now he did declare it. SAD
B K
B K 4 महीने पहले
Trump and his administration is a disaster!
B K
B K 4 महीने पहले
Rogaine can't work that fast if he loses all of the carpet on his head.
B K
B K 4 महीने पहले
You shouldn't put Trump anywhere near a helicopter. His hair might fly away. Lol
Penguine Sandra
Penguine Sandra 4 महीने पहले
hahahaha...funny stuff. #tRumpresign
Cool Moves Vancouver
Cool Moves Vancouver 4 महीने पहले
This show is no longer relevant...find some new content...anyone can be "funny" in front of a liberal audience...
Patricia Gamber
Patricia Gamber 4 महीने पहले
Look up definition for sociopath, and trumps picture would be there! Never trust a man who wears more eye concealer than most women! Trump is a chump of a punk!! Go Mueller!!! Impeach the sadist excuse for a leader in the history of mankind
Cole W
Cole W 4 महीने पहले
The wall would be useless anyways. Many undocumented immigrants overstay their visa
Jeffrey Gassenheimer
Jeffrey Gassenheimer 4 महीने पहले
No, clearly the mexicans can't fly in cause the goverment is shut down
What It Is !?!?!
What It Is !?!?! 4 महीने पहले
Instead of funding a wall the opposition wants the caravan access to USA : FUNDS shud go for the (mostly military aged men in the caravan) for: Furnishings & Housing Water/garbage/heating/electricity Food Transportation Translation Service Court Lawyers Clothing/Laundry/Soap & Toiletries Hair Cuts Dental/Vision Care & Eyewear Medical Care & Medications Employment & Training Education & Books/Supplies Entertainment/Radios/Papers Drug & Alcohol Rehab Abuse Counseling Background Checks Disability Assessment Burial Services Birthing Centers Valid identifications verification Disease Testing As far as “asylum” claims.... Mexico is currently giving them that.
Shade Beast
Shade Beast 4 महीने पहले
This would be over if someone told Trump Obama could hold his breath for 11 minutes.
M8mod
M8mod 4 महीने पहले
2:50
Dan Hawkins
Dan Hawkins 4 महीने पहले
Still wonder where the $$$$ will actually go. Maybe to pay Russia? Ivanka will help with that.
Dan Hawkins
Dan Hawkins 4 महीने पहले
Steel can be compromised easily. Look at 9/11.
bebe rivera
bebe rivera 4 महीने पहले
Wait... so what actually happened with Caravan 1.0?! This is just annoying at this point
ilove2929
ilove2929 4 महीने पहले
The Shutdown... the world is enjoying this new reality tv show! This new season in particular has a very intriguing start
Golden W
Golden W 4 महीने पहले
*The United States is so awesome because of the President*
Master of Disguise
Master of Disguise 4 महीने पहले
What an outrage! Garlic knots are delicious!
bebe rivera
bebe rivera 4 महीने पहले
Ok so... no one is going to entertain the idea that he's legitimately starting to become senile?! I swear I'm not trying to be funny.... this kind of behaviour, mixed with shaky voiced colloquial statements, descriptive body language, and literal words that make sense if only JUST strung together with no real SENSICAL point. ... exactly!!! There is no point besides giving this idiot the BELIEF that this world is really going to engage in legit fukkin STOOOOOOOPID behaviour just to make Him (trump believes he's holy) feel better.... FUCK YOU DONALD J. TRUMP!!!!
The Mad Mystic
The Mad Mystic 4 महीने पहले
It must have been a small table, for this out of shape 70+ year old man to "slam" it.
Victor Pantojas
Victor Pantojas 4 महीने पहले
...."IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES !"
Victor Pantojas
Victor Pantojas 4 महीने पहले
Verde the Star Warrior
Verde the Star Warrior 4 महीने पहले
FINALLY someone acknowledged the national emergency! Just wasn’t expecting the emergency himself to do it
Florence ECA
Florence ECA 5 महीने पहले
I am sure Trump enjoy Colbert show.
TheMadKing
TheMadKing 5 महीने पहले
*tHe EcOnOmY uSeD tO bE pEaChY dOrY* Edit: *hIs MoUtH cOnTiNuEd To Do WoRds*
Héloïse Vitel-Sturm
Héloïse Vitel-Sturm 5 महीने पहले
Everytime Trump opens his mouth, I either tune it out because my mind does that with stupid people, or I just sit in amazement at the things coming out of them.
Debra Williams
Debra Williams 5 महीने पहले
COHEN NEEDS TO SPLIT THE TRUTH TO FBI MULLER. .....BECAUSE COHEN KNOWS THE TRUTH.
Debra Williams
Debra Williams 5 महीने पहले
THE WALL OS NOT IMPORTANT. .....THE FIVE BILLION DOLLARS HE ASKING IS IMPORTANT TO THIS LYING CORRUPTED THIEVING LEADER OF USA TO PUT IN HIS POCKET.......
Debra Williams
Debra Williams 5 महीने पहले
TSA SHOULD SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT SHUT DOWN.
Juan
Juan 5 महीने पहले
6:06 that girl on the right looks like she lost her soul lol
Dick Jokes And Bondo
Dick Jokes And Bondo 5 महीने पहले
What’s wrong with reinventing the wall?
I y a n a
I y a n a 5 महीने पहले
Bye bye
STEPHEN DEDALUS
STEPHEN DEDALUS 5 महीने पहले
So sad. Its like the passengers voted for the chimp in the hold to fly the plane instead of the captain.
Mark Pickard LIFE Jr. College
Mark Pickard LIFE Jr. College 5 महीने पहले
Thanks Colbert! Don't let up.
Mickey Kindley
Mickey Kindley 5 महीने पहले
Or spell
Tamar Rios
Tamar Rios 5 महीने पहले
"It's another caravan. They're*FASTER*. More *FURIOUS*. Get ready for: *2Cara 2Van* 😂😂😂👌
Seetiyan
Seetiyan 5 महीने पहले
I know Stephen must be crying on the inside, but on the surface, he's having way too much fun reporting on this. Also, with the way he puts imaginary props away, I was hoping he'd struggle and push that imaginary table off camera too.
Michael Smallman
Michael Smallman 5 महीने पहले
Trump bankrupted 6 companies through his impressive negations skills. He is running the country like a business, now nearly 900,000 people are going without pay.
BearJoyner00
BearJoyner00 5 महीने पहले
I don't like Trump either, but it's just rude to kinkshame.
Matthew Park
Matthew Park 5 महीने पहले
Wow, he just did a Pod Save America “OK, Stop!”
Camp Elias
Camp Elias 5 महीने पहले
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Jayden Marvel
Jayden Marvel 5 महीने पहले
Wheels and walls? Maybe Mortal Engines where cities are on wheels
Kyle D
Kyle D 5 महीने पहले
He will go down in the US history as the most laughable president that was ever voted... I can see it now, the portraits of all those former presidents face palming in shame when they hung his portrait alongside them!!
Silent intrudeR
Silent intrudeR 5 महीने पहले
A whole nation voted for this idiot?! Makes you kind feel sad... or not! Hahaha, I enjoy every bit of it!
Timothy E Hook
Timothy E Hook 5 महीने पहले
So congress doles out 3 billion every year to Israel but shuts down the govt over 6 billion for US border security in a multi trillion dollar budget. Then you laugh as a "comedian" has to make crap up for his punchline....grasp on reality much?
ruby07241
ruby07241 5 महीने पहले
Colbert 2020
Joe Tolley
Joe Tolley 5 महीने पहले
Little powder on your nose Colbert clean up your act.
Daniel Swope
Daniel Swope 5 महीने पहले
4:06 I've seen the actual footage, part of what trump said was cut out to make him look like he had no point.
NVR Game Play
NVR Game Play 5 महीने पहले
I think Trump might use the wall's incompletion to win the next election🤔 ...😆
Rebecca Farrell
Rebecca Farrell 5 महीने पहले
If it turns out all of our fears are true,Trump is found to have been knowingly and willingly working for the Russians as a Spy, could we legally prosecute those who placed the "✔" on the ballet, putting him in the oval office? It seems unforgivable. History books are watching us. These individuals disrespect the U.S.A. They disrespect the media, they Disrespect American politicians in general (95% of the "Right" side of the house) Disrespect Christianity and they disrespect the founders of this country along with all of us. Disturbing. If it all falls apart over this what needs to be done to prevent the rich and strong from influencing the minds of the poor and weak citizens in a democracy setting?? How could this have been prevented in a democracy??? Why is it taking so long for some serious, political or military intervention for them to save face? Where will all the partyless Republicans go?
meh!
meh! 5 महीने पहले
@11:09 lol. I don't think that's true. I don't know, but I just would feel much safer assuming walls came before wheels. lol.
meh!
meh! 5 महीने पहले
"reminds me of another great quote" hahahaha
Sgt.StickyTits
Sgt.StickyTits 5 महीने पहले
Can't wait to hear a monologue about Barr. Trump is SO MAD that Barr likes Mueller.
Belltom Papyrus
Belltom Papyrus 5 महीने पहले
NPC COLBERT
Zhou Gemma
Zhou Gemma 5 महीने पहले
Talk show hosts should be thankful to Trump by being a walking joke which makes their work easier :P
alphatrion100
alphatrion100 5 महीने पहले
His remark about young people. He's talking about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!
Mark Jarrett
Mark Jarrett 5 महीने पहले
Hum. Let's c. The wall. Or an estimated 70. 000 a year on the cost of every blood sucking illegal. How many are truely in the country already. Why are they in the tire shop s of Fargo. Why are they in the lumber Mill s of Washington. Why are they at every business through out CA. I have now seen them on every dock through out Chicago. It is a truth. Obama saw it coming. Embraced it. Sold the black, the country out for it. Vote democratic. Here comes another 14000. Gonna just walk in. You are stupid short cited fools.
W8W8 What now?
W8W8 What now? 5 महीने पहले
Way too much highlighter on his eyes.
bassavino
bassavino 5 महीने पहले
The road to Trump's hell is paved with adverbs.
M C
M C 5 महीने पहले
Build that wall
Ann Lake
Ann Lake 5 महीने पहले
around drumph and his hideous family... exept for tiffany... she can stay
Patrick Edgar Regini
Patrick Edgar Regini 5 महीने पहले
The Irony, is that for the last two decades, the general American sentiment was finally starting to come around a humbler self recognition and scrutiny of a more objective truth, and began talking about the immense harm our government has caused countries like Libya, Granada, Iraq, Sudan, Afghanistan supposedly against and contradicting our actual preference for our country, but when a President finally shows up seeking to disengage us from confrontation already in two places, North Korea and Syria, instead of helping and supporting, we ourselves start acting like hidden war mongrels pushing behind a meaningless facade of policy attacks. What was CNN expecting from ISIS? A "So long and thank you card" ?? The collective hysteria the country is submerged in and mindless unanimity of all medias and voices against our President, makes it obvious that what is happening to America regarding this, is actually a sociological crisis of collective cultural psychological nature that has been building up for decades, now capitulating in this event that should best be defined as a social copy cat cultural syndrome collapse, and not one of individual political intelligence and serious analysis regarding our President, which should have us instead debating his contrasting unorthodox unpolished style, political aims and policies, and the pro's and con's of it. Instead this has become sheer high school hysteria, already boarding its way into Congress. Thanks for the contribution CNN, and the rest ! ;-)
Mrs. Ann Marie Foster-Lopez-Delgado
Mrs. Ann Marie Foster-Lopez-Delgado 5 महीने पहले
He is hella funny!!! Goodness sakes!!😂
Mary Scheib
Mary Scheib 5 महीने पहले
AIR MEXICO COMES TO MY AIRPORT I WORK AT EVERY DAY
pixpusha
pixpusha 5 महीने पहले
@10:58 Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick?
Richard White
Richard White 5 महीने पहले
Too bad tRump's father forgot to put on his condom that night many years ago.
joe matters
joe matters 5 महीने पहले
Stephen is very funny ... Thank you for joking with the american people and putting spin on this administration... 💪
Malaika Angela
Malaika Angela 5 महीने पहले
So sad to hear ,watch and endure this kind of thing what the people are goin through. America....so mighty..Where are you now? Because of him I dont know which word to use to describe my sadness of what is goin on.Praying that things will get better.
Jacki Sears
Jacki Sears 4 महीने पहले
👍
RorysonTV
RorysonTV 5 महीने पहले
Trump and his party wish to congratulate you on your success and ratings, without Talking about Trump you would never have anything to talk about.
Chris Spiller
Chris Spiller 5 महीने पहले
wanker
Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson 5 महीने पहले
Congratulations America, you elected a fraud. You deserve this one.
Asti Upiastirin
Asti Upiastirin 5 महीने पहले
he needs to moisturize his eyes..
Malusa
Malusa 5 महीने पहले
Trump is a narcissist and gaslighting is his best tool!
CipherBytes
CipherBytes 5 महीने पहले
Trumptards are primarily senior citizens from the Baby Boomer generation. A generation that caused the most social strife in the country, raided the social security system, allowed the exodus of American jobs, and got us 22T in debt. It's no coincidence that we are polarized as a nation again. They cause the same thing in the 60's. They can't get along. This is their last effort to set the country ablaze again. All those drugs from the 60's warped their brains, which is why they are so easily manipulated by conspiracy theories. Thank God they are dying off. Their legacy is worthless. They're nothing like the Greatest WW2 generation, which was the best we ever had.
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